Text Exchange of the Week

Strawberry Metal on why it is best for the universe that I was not old enough to participate during the excess of the 80's :

"Dude- me in my 20's during the 80's? Bad juju. I would have sex, drugged, and rock-n-rolled all the way to my grave. Jani Lane would have ended up locked in my basement and Warrant would never have gotten to the Cherry Pie album, and it would have ruined rock and roll as we know it. "